Videotape Tracking Error

Make [TEXT] look like it is playing from a worn videotape on an old VCR. Start on a flat blue screen with a blocky white "PLAY" label and arrow, then cut to the picture rolling vertically and tearing while an on-screen tracking meter adjusts until it locks. Show [TEXT] in a heavy rounded sans, warm cream with a soft shadow, over a dim indigo scene with blurry party lights. Keep the playback imperfect: lines wobble sideways, the top of the frame bends, color smears a few pixels to the right of every edge, blacks are lifted and grainy, the bottom lines tear with head-switching noise, and a band of displaced lines and white dropout streaks rolls slowly upward. End with fast-forward noise bars, a stop label and the blue screen; loop every 8 seconds.